Yeah, yeah, I'm still here. PG is alive, but I don't hear much from him. I haven't seen him since October and I am not happy about that. Can we please go back to 2020? All I have for y'all is this one text. No birthday peen for me, but at least I got a… Continue reading Fuck 2021 so hard
Today was three weeks since my last PG encounter and after my miserable week of work crisis after work crisis, I was desperately in need of a sound fucking. Oh, for those of you who are counting, today's visit was the 18th of this year so far. It is the highest number of visits in… Continue reading You’re my friend…
Oh. Well, I guess it isn't a surprise anymore, is it? It has been way too long since PG serviced my holes, but he finally came today and did just that. He had been texting me for the last few weeks, but he said he'd be able to stop by. I write "stop by" like… Continue reading Butthole lunch (club) surprise
First of all, let me wish one of my readers (maybe my number one fan) a happy birthday. Gao? This is for you. I hope that my little blog post and some new and previously unknown-to-me details about PG (!!!!) bring a smile to your face. As a rabid Cumosexual, I say this: Let's get… Continue reading Pee-TSD
Yes, today was another PG quickie, but it wasn't supposed to be. GAH! PG texted me last Saturday and asked if I wanted cock on Friday. Um. YES. I immediately cleared my morning work calendars to accommodate him. He followed up on Sunday morning: "Deep work". Heh. It still makes me giggle. I sent PG… Continue reading Doorway quickie
Or at least that is what one of my gays (KC from Malaysia) would say. Oh, I miss the days of KC calling me late at night: "OMG! I GOT MY ASS ATE, HONEEEYYYY!!!!" Hilarious. Ass. It's what's for breakfast - at least that is true for PG on this fine July day. Yesterday, PG… Continue reading I got my ass ate.
This one's for you, Buffy. I think you probably figured that out from the title of this post. Also, pre-HAPPY BIRTHDAY, my old friend. Yes, you are - and will always be - 7 months older than me. Did your gifts arrive yet?!?! Next year we'll do our Vegas thing for your birthday - assuming… Continue reading Witch I Love Your…?
Yes, I know. It is "eau de toilette". Stay with me here. *sigh* "You up?" was the text from PG this morning, right before 6:00 am. Of course I was up, and I figured he was going to cancel. He did not cancel, but he did want to come at 7:00 instead of our previously… Continue reading Bowled over…or Oh! de toilet
After PG's visit last week, I sent him a text to say, in essence, thanks for the romp and you were excellent. He did not reply. Gah! I am supposed to be in Las Vegas right now, but that trip was canceled with all the 'rona madness. In protest, I am still taking my vacation… Continue reading Wait, wut?
You. All. PG blew my mind today. In recent discussions with my trusted PG whisperer, CP, it was determined that this on-the-stairs fucking situation was apparently boring. While I think CP would likely disagree if she were on the receiving end of the Majestic Peen™ in person, she, herself, was not and she uttered the… Continue reading And now, for something completely different…
On Tuesday, PG and I had the briefest of text exchanges to arrange today's rendezvous. Bam! There it is. I woke up to feed the cats and then went back to bed for an hour. I took a little ride on the E train. Then I showered, shaved my legs, and put on my face.… Continue reading Cherry Wet
You all. This is a record-breaking visit. There has never been a time that I have seen PG three times in less than a week. While I am reeling in the joy of this, I realize that it will come to an end eventually once coronavirus is but a memory. For now, however, I am… Continue reading Stairway to heaven
OMG! PG just came over for a totally unexpected quickie!! Luckily for me, my vagina's calendar was decidedly open at 12:30. I had already applied some makeup this morning since I had a meeting with my one company with a very touchy-feely atmosphere. They are confused about having to work from home, so they love… Continue reading Vagina meeting
Another delivery of masks, gloves, and hella good hand sanitizer (with witch hazel and honey) arrived today, courtesy of PG. He also took time to explain to me how the recipients of these goodies should use them. He was most concerned about my niece, who is working at one of those visiting angels gigs while… Continue reading Who are you?
Happy Monday, y'all!! I think that it is going to be a fine week. Even if that doesn't turn out to be true, at least it started out as a fabulous one. Yesterday PG texted to see if he could come over today. (Um, DUH!) I was surprised that he'd come today, though. You see,… Continue reading A quiet place
Perhaps you know that my favorite movie is The Silence of the Lambs. Perhaps you did not know that. Well, now you do and that explains the title of this blog a bit. Stick with me. Yesterday, PG "yo"ed me. I have learned that a "yo" nearly always means peen - at least in PG… Continue reading It does NOT rub the lotion on its skin…
HAPPY SPRING!! Let's take a little break today from all of the coronavirus insanity, shall we? Sit down. Chill out. Grab a libation or one of your quarantine snacks and relax with my little blog. Many of you are probably locked in with your families and I know you need a break. (I'm looking at… Continue reading Peen in the time of…coronavirus?
Oh, heeeyyyy. I got out of the shower this morning to an anxious PG. Recall that yesterday I told him I'd send some butthole pics this weekend. He did not forget. I sent him two photos that I considered mediocre at best, but he was thrilled. THRILLED. I had no idea just how desperate and… Continue reading Butthole?
With all the COVID-19 fearmongering happening right now, I thought that y'all could use a distraction; however, I have no sex story to share. PG did text me today, but that's all I have for you. Sorry 'bout that. In my head, PG is at home also on lock down with Orangina, but he's thinking… Continue reading On lock down
First of all, other than "cunt", my favorite word is "syzygy" It pleases me greatly. When and *if* it is determined that PG must be destroyed, I shall deploy this word and CP will proceed to the cutting of bitches, but not today!!! (This is only a drill, CP.) Perhaps this post will be useful… Continue reading Code word: SYZYGY
Like, hi. Yesterday PG texted to ask if I would be around today. I told him I have some urgent meetings and whatnot, but I'd be free for an hour at 1:00, right before a meeting with my boss. Since I'd be on the phone all morning, there'd be no time for slutting up, but… Continue reading A misunderstanding
Way, way back when Honeytoes was in college, she was a super ho. I think that we all know that. During most of the next few years, one guy in particular was the go-to guy when a full-on, proper dicking down was required. Without going totally off the topic here, there were a few albums… Continue reading The Rhythm of the Saints
Oh, hey! Okay, we have Buffy back to address some questions about yesterday's guest blog. Happy reading and we hope that this helps. My comments are in pink. —————– I can understand why the readers are confused. First, with Captain Marvel, we got home from the concert at 2am and I had to work the… Continue reading Addendum to Guest blog – Double Buffy update
Happy 2020, y'all! PG has been actively texting in the last few weeks. His desperation should repulse me, but I find it empowering. He still claims he'll visit soon, but for now, my holes are empty. Stay tuned. Whatever. In the meantime, we have an update from our Buffy. Enjoy! (My commentary is speckled throughout… Continue reading Guest blog – Double Buffy update
Maybe some of my dear readers are aware that I am Greek. Yassou, y'all! Well, I'm half Greek, really, but whatevs. (Technically, I'm half Lesbian because my dad was born on Lesbos - a beautiful island.) If you look at the Greek side of my family and the German side, you'll clearly see which side… Continue reading Ἀδρήστεια (Adrestia – she who cannot be escaped)
You might recall last week's unexpected textual interaction with PG and his alleged promise that he'd come see me today (at 10:15 am, specifically). I sent a text asking if today was still on. He said he didn't know because "Traffic is fucked today". Ah, great...at least this is a new excuse, right? (What I… Continue reading Afternoon delight
I know, I know. It has been a hot minute since there has been an update here. In fact, let me just remind you that is has been well over a year since there was an update about a man putting his hard bits into my soft, pink bits. Yes, it is true. Your girl… Continue reading Oh, hai!
Well, hi! It has been a while since I posted anything and my writing fingers were getting stressed. I have not had a peen in over a year and there are no viable prospects on the horizon. I'm not sure I even care. Oh, but wait. The cabana boy at the Vegas hotel where I… Continue reading Mini update and Buffy guest blog
Yes, I am still alive. No, I've had no peen. Yes, I am bitter about it. PG and I text now and then, but he's too scared to actually meet up with me. Sorry, PG, but I can't play the text game without benefit of peen. So...yeah...I guess that's that. We had a good run.… Continue reading Guest blog with Buffy
No, no, I didn't get laid. Will I ever get laid again? All signs point to no. FUCK YOU, MAGIC EIGHT BALL! Today was Halloween, though, so I took the opportunity to break out the latex and one of my corsets and have some fun. Do note that the black PVC boots and the PVC… Continue reading Happy Whore-oween!
What's good, y'all? I'm back and I have nothing fun to report. I am recovered from my surgery and back from a vacation to Greece. Woo. Ah, but what of PG? Well, I texted the fucking fuckwad today. Can you guess that I have received no satisfaction? Yes, I am bitter, thanks for asking. Pfft.… Continue reading Fuckity, fucking fuckballs
Woo fucking hoo, y'all!! PG texted me today to see where I've been. I told him I had a little cosmetic surgery and he probed (pun intended) for details. Long story short: PG is pleased as punch that my ass will look even bigger. I did NOT get a Brazilian butt lift...just some much-needed liposuction.… Continue reading He totes texted ME.
Yep, I have another update. Of course, it is not about me getting any #peen. That won't happen for at least another month, at best. FUCKITY FUCKING FUCKBALLS! This update is to inform y'all about some of the unanswered questions from our recent guest blogger's post the other day. He's provided some additional information for… Continue reading Addendum to Guest blogger!