OMG! PG just came over for a totally unexpected quickie!!
Luckily for me, my vagina’s calendar was decidedly open at 12:30. I had already applied some makeup this morning since I had a meeting with my one company with a very touchy-feely atmosphere. They are confused about having to work from home, so they love seeing us on camera for meetings. My hair was pulled back in a librarian bun because I had no expectation that PG would just pop in.
I looked through my drawers and found a pink lacy “dress” thing. That is obviously not me in the photo below. You see, dear readers, my ass is so big that the damned thing scarcely covered my frontal bits, much less my backal (?) bits. Also, I did not wear a thong.
I notified my one boss that an unexpected meeting came up so that she’d not bug me. My other boss wouldn’t bother me at all since we have scheduled meetings weekly. Given the voluminous amount of PG’s orgasms, I thought it wise to put down a towel on the carpeted steps. Also at the ready were some Cottonelle wipes and a washcloth. I waited.
He texted just before he arrived, so I positioned myself on the stairs, ass up and ready.
The stairs in my house are just inside my front door, to the right. I was on the 4th step up…I mean, my knees were on the 4th step.
I heard the screen door and then the inner door open and then close. I didn’t turn around to see him. “My slut,” he said and I heard him fumbling with his belt and pants. The sound of a man undoing his belt and pants turns me on more than it probably should. Knowing what inevitably comes after those noises, I suppose it is understandable that those sounds have such an effect on me.
He knelt down and grabbed my exposed butt cheeks. (Remember, the “outfit” that I was almost wearing did not cover my ass – and definitely did not cover it when I was bent over.) “I love this big ass!” His hands were a little cold, not that I cared. PG played with my pussy, and literally kissed my ass – once on each cheek. And then?
In he went! He clearly was hard as soon as he walked into my house because it couldn’t have been more than 60 seconds till his cock was inside of me. As he pushed into me, he growled something about what a dirty slut I am. Flattery, sir, will get you everywhere!
Even though this was meant to be a quickie, he was not pounding into me like an 18-year-old frat boy. PG’s technique was slow and deep, but still there was an air of desperation. I suppose him being on lock down with Orangina might have such an effect on him (or anyone). The angle of entry positioned him perfectly inside of me and, if you are able, I suggest giving the stairs a go yourself. I don’t recall the last time I had sex on stairs.
I looked to the landing at the top of the stairs and saw 4 eyes looking back at me in obvious judgment. Freaking cats.
PG slowed his pace a little more to reposition himself so that he was able to put his left arm around my neck for a little choking fun. He was wearing his wedding ring today. As his arm tightened around my neck, he said, “Always remember whose slut you are. I own you. Forever. You will never stop fucking me. Ever. Understand?” Oh my. I love hearing those things from him in his “Daddy” voice. I slightly nodded my understanding and he went VERY deep as I was grinding against him. One hand was around my neck and the other on my ass, squeezing it hard. I felt him start to loosen his hold on my neck and then both hands were on the steps on top of my hands.
Then, before I knew it, PG was cumming all over my ass. Bam! A quickie it certainly was, but he did not skimp on his voluminous load. He used the wipes to clean us both before he put himself back together. I turned to look at him and he smiled and said, “Give me a kiss, doll. I gotta head out.” I kissed him and away he went.
From the time he entered my house till he left, it was about 15 minutes of bliss. What a great way to start off my week! I guess this post would serve as the meeting minutes for the PG Majestic Peen™/Honeytoes’ vagina meeting, right? I should have Zoomed this!!! Maybe next time…
…and always remember: Ho is life, y’all!
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