Vegas bound!

Yes!! I'll be in Las Vegas in just a few days. I am considering retaining the services of a gigolo - again. It wouldn't be the same gigolo as in my previous adventures. A girl needs some variety, right? I'm a slut with some money to spend on - well...whatever I choose! I suspect, however,…

Update to my last post

I woke up today remembering just a few things about my evening with PG. Let me share these tidbits with you. Every time I leave, he always hugs me and tells me to be careful driving home and that I should text him the minute I do get home. Yesterday was no exception. While I…

Fkafmivorjffaevmvariargrui. Fo’ reals.

Yes, that's why my brain is like: complete gibberish up in here, up in here. I'm in a post-coital haze. What do I look like right now? Well, the lower half of my makeup is now on Plane Guy's ass and my hair appears to be the home of a family of rats. I wonder…

Potential Plane Guy encounter

I'm allegedly seeing Plane Guy tonight. Given my luck over the last few weeks, however, I'm not holding my breath that I'll actually end up with him tonight. Two weeks, two cancellations. Because of our text exchange today, I'm terrified. I'm not going to post the content of those texts right now (or ever...not sure…

It’s all fun and games till someone rips a clit.

Truer words have never been written. Well, maybe they have been, but whatever. I'm not feeling particularly inspired right now. Let me tell you about my evening with the Fetus. It wasn't really an entire evening. It was just about 2 hours. That was quite enough. I had to meet him at a restaurant instead…

AFF update

I have been chatting with a few guys on AFF. The Fetus: 20 years old. In college studying accounting. Not sure of his actual name. The Moose: 22 years old. Not sure if he has a job, but his cock is huge. Scary huge. Moose huge. The AFF Hockey Boy (AFFHB): 33 years old. Plays…

Frustration!

O ye gods! My evening with Plane Guy tonight is no more, but I am not surprised. I texted him early today to ask what time I should arrive at his place. "Don't know" was the response. I asked if we were still on and I got a terse, "Let you know." I knew then…

A veritable texting frenzy with Daddy and Princess

Well. Today's texts with PG were...extreme, even beyond the usual. We started at 5:30 in the morning and went through most of the day and into the evening. Before you read further, please know that everything that we text/discuss/do is 100% consensual. Even if it sounds dangerous, foolish, painful, or unpleasant to you, know that…

Oh, the sweet, sweet antici…

...pation! After my July 4th sexual reawakening by Plane Guy (PG), my thoughts were absolutely frantic. The only thing I thought of was him and the next time I might see him. We exchanged a few texts while he was still in Vegas and I was back home trying to work. (I work from home…

Meeting Plane Guy

My slutdom started many years ago. We'll get to that another time. For now, let me tell you about how I met Plane Guy (not his real name, obvi) in July 2016. I go to Las Vegas (LAS) a few times a year. I don’t gamble, I drink very little, and I have no need…

…and the horse you rode in on, mister!!

Let me just say. AFF can suck my ass. The guys there get all pissy when you tell them "thanks, but no thanks". Awww, did I hurt your feelings, snowflake? You're precious. How do you think I felt all those years when I'd go to meet you in person and you'd see me and just…

Online cesspool of dating and hook-up sites

Online dating is not really my thing. I don't want to date anyone. I'm not a relationship girl...never have been, frankly. My goal is to find a hot guy to fuck. Preferably, the guy is hung. That's all I want. I tried match.com last year (following my sexual re-awakening courtesy of Plane Guy) and it…

First blog post – Ho is life.

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