Here’s jizz in ya eye!

OMG!!! THE OLD PG IS BACK!!!!! Yeet!! Remember last time he was here? There was kissing and "I love you" and shit? Well, it's gone!!! PG circa 2016 is back - with a vengeance. Okay, let's start at the beginning. Oh, but first? HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY GIRL **M** FROM LUNCH CLUB!! THIS ONE'S FOR…

Guest blog with Buffy: Cuntinental divide

Peeps! Buffy is back again!! After a long while, an old friend popped in (and out and in and out) recently. Please have a read all about it below. You can tell what text is hers because she uses 2 spaces after each sentence - and because I've made her text bold. Oy, Buffy. We…

Oy. I don’t even know anymore…

Greetings, friends of sluts! Today our old pal PG paid me a visit. Let's chat, shall we? I was in Boston last week for work, so OF COURSE PG was sniffing around just before I flew out of town. I swear that he knows when I won't be available. Recall from my last post that…