Fuckity, fucking fuckballs

What’s good, y’all?

I’m back and I have nothing fun to report. I am recovered from my surgery and back from a vacation to Greece. Woo.

Ah, but what of PG? Well, I texted the fucking fuckwad today. Can you guess that I have received no satisfaction? Yes, I am bitter, thanks for asking.

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Pfft.

What-the-fuck-ever, PG. First of all, you’re dumb. Second? You’re trying????????? Fucking how are you trying, assface? HOW IN THE SNOT ARE YOU TRYING????? If you truly crave me, you closeted freak-in-denial, perhaps you should fucking make SOME FUCKING EFFORT. Send a pic. Text me something obscene about what you want to do to my ass. Call and say something dirty to me. SOME-FUCKING-THING. I ask for little from him – and that is precisely what I get. I know that it is my fault as well because I put up with it for so long, but I’m tired now. If he texts me for a visit, I will probably go, but I will no longer beg and plead for his cock. The ball (balls?) is in his court.

ytho

He repeatedly promised (and I did the same) that we’d never stop fucking one another. Um. So…? Where you at, fucker?????????????

I am sorry, but it appears that this blog will likely die a slow, miserable death. I am not sure how to procure satisfactory dick at this point. Online “dating” sites have proven not to be a good resource over the years (I’ve been trying them off and on since 2002-ish – anyone else remember Lavalife??). I don’t go anywhere that I’d meet a guy. My friends are useless (sorry, guys) and would not be a good source to meet the kind of a guy I’d write about here. I’m not entirely certain that I’ll be going the gigolo route again, either. I received lukewarm feedback regarding the guest bloggers, so that is probably over, too.

Perhaps I’ll get lucky and (1) remember a past sexual encounter in enough detail to post something good or (2) PG will text me for a visit. Please don’t hold your breath for either.

…and always remember: Ho is life, y’all!

Sluttily yours,
Honeytoes
#notesfromaslut #honeytoes #hoislife

1 thought on “Fuckity, fucking fuckballs”

  1. I really enjoy reading these, I check for updates almost every day. I’ll be really sorry if you aren’t able to post anymore, but I understand why. I wish I had a cock big enough to satisfy you. I would love to give you something to write about.

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