Woo fucking hoo, y’all!!
PG texted me today to see where I’ve been. I told him I had a little cosmetic surgery and he probed (pun intended) for details. Long story short: PG is pleased as punch that my ass will look even bigger. I did NOT get a Brazilian butt lift…just some much-needed liposuction. Fuck off if you judge me for that, but all the time in the gym just can’t fix everything that I don’t like on my body. My body, my money, my choice. (Yes, I charged the surgery and got lots of American Airlines and American Express points.)
Huzzah!! Of course, nothing is arranged with PG since it is so far out, but perhaps there’s hope for my painfully empty pussy. #sadpussy #prayforHoneytoes (Yes, that last hashtag is a joke since I am a non-believer. And if you don’t like that? Fuck off.)
…and always remember: Ho is life, y’all!
#notesfromaslut #honeytoes #hoislife