He totes texted ME.

Woo fucking hoo, y’all!!

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PG texted me today to see where I’ve been. I told him I had a little cosmetic surgery and he probed (pun intended) for details. Long story short: PG is pleased as punch that my ass will look even bigger. I did NOT get a Brazilian butt lift…just some much-needed liposuction. Fuck off if you judge me for that, but all the time in the gym just can’t fix everything that I don’t like on my body. My body, my money, my choice. (Yes, I charged the surgery and got lots of American Airlines and American Express points.)

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Huzzah!! Of course, nothing is arranged with PG since it is so far out, but perhaps there’s hope for my painfully empty pussy. #sadpussy #prayforHoneytoes (Yes, that last hashtag is a joke since I am a non-believer. And if you don’t like that? Fuck off.)

…and always remember: Ho is life, y’all!

Sluttily yours,
Honeytoes
#notesfromaslut #honeytoes #hoislife

 

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