That’s what happens when I am bored and peen-deficient. No one wins here, people. No one. Blame PG. He’s an ass-faced #cumbubble. PG did text me today after no contact from him since July 7th. Yes, he asked how my holes are. (“Woefully empty.”) No, there are no plans to meet up with him. EABOD, PG.
Frankly, I am more than disappointed that the photos of me with the sculpture in my #pinkbits didn’t garner a more exuberant response. I got only a “Dear god” for all of my efforts.
In other news, a friend of Notes From A Slut (Buffy) will be writing about her sexual (mis)adventures. She has just joined Plenty of Fish, so we’ll see if she can join me in the #holife sometime soon. Of course, she masturbates quite a lot, so her posts may be infrequent as a result of carpal tunnel syndrome. #slapthatfish
…and always remember: Ho is life, y’all!
#notesfromaslut #honeytoes #hoislife