This is a post to note that it is one year today that I have been writing this blog. #blogiversary I hope that you have been enjoying it. Aw, who are we kidding here? I don’t give a crap if anyone enjoys it at all. I like to write and I love to fuck, so that is why this blog now exist on the interwebs.
If you are new, welcome to my little world of perversion. In case you weren’t here at the beginning, I’ll link you to my first post RIGHT HERE.
While I started this blog to give the middle finger to tight-assed complainers on another site, I found that I really loved writing up each interaction – for better or for worse – to let y’all know what #slutlife is like for this particular slut. It isn’t easy, but as you are aware, I am.
Oh, and one more thing: HO IS LIFE – not hoe is life. Goddammit, y’all, I am a slut, not a friggin’ gardening tool. #FFS
Here’s to many more years of amusingly written (at least I think so) slut adventures. And be sure to tell a friend! There are some amusing stories (all true, incidentally) in here – just try not to read them at work. My blog is proudly NSFW. #NSFWsince2017
…and always remember: Ho is life, y’all!
#notesfromaslut #honeytoes #hoislife