…that I lost my virginity. (Yes, I know, I’m old. Fuck off.) Hey, John from Wyomissing. What’s good? I wonder what happened to him…Oh, you don’t know the story? Read all about it by clicking here. Oh, and for you, CP? That scene that we heart from Life of Brian is in that post for your clicking pleasure. #clams4life #assholesandcunts #puppers4evah
I am writing this from my cabana at Luxor. No, there was no peen this weekend, nor will there be. I am hoping to see PG soon, but we all know how that goes. *sigh*
…and always remember: Ho is life, y’all!
#notesfromaslut #honeytoes #hoislife