Yesterday morning PG texted me to ask how my cunt and asshole were doing. Getting texts from him out of the blue brings me joy. I replied that my holes were bored and empty. Then I texted, “Fill them” and he replied, “Amen.” Then…
It was true that I had been working and unable to send any pics. Dammit, I need those billable hours to pay for my cats and for Man Bun! #sorrynotsorry I sent just a few pics to him and he was pleased. I promised him more, but I prefaced it by telling him I was going out later, so pics would be late or even the next day.
I now present you the following texts…asking me to try to fuck my date, marveling over random pics of my big ass inserted throughout these texts (but deleted here, duh), asking me again for a MFF (I do have a girl in mind, but she lives an hour south of me and logistically it would be a pain in the ass to coordinate.), demanding pics of me and Jame, and then…? He told me he is NOT fucking anyone other than me and his girl. Hmmm. Such weird texts…Thoughts, anyone? Please share.
The texts below are from this morning after I sent a few of the pics the Jame took last night.
Aaaaannnddd…there you have it. Once again, PG surprised me. I am the only one he fucks outside of his relationship with Orangina? I don’t know whether or not to believe him, though I am not exactly sure that it matters. It has been over a month since I have been with PG and I am starting to get cranky.
Anyhoo, I’m badly in need of a nap…and some dick. No, this gif never gets old. Fuck you if you don’t like it. It’s my fucking blog and I’ll use as many gifs as I like. #assholesandcunts #clams4life #puppers4evah
…and always remember: Ho is life, y’all!
#notesfromaslut #honeytoes #hoislife