There were a few things that I neglected to include in the last post about my birthday #fuckery with Man Bun.
- There was pussy slapping. #hurtme
- After the arm massage, MB massaged my scalp. #bliss #fingersofjoy
- We fell asleep briefly after the massage and **sigh** he snores. Perhaps this is his only flaw.
- He left his lip balm here. I will put it into a bag and save it for when #science can use his DNA to pump out many, many Man Buns. Come on, Kary Mullis, GET TO WORK! You don’t want to rest on your laurels and live with just one Nobel Prize, do you? #pcr
- Man Bun (and now my room) smelled of coconut-lime. The scent got me going because the smell is similar to the scent of the soap in PG’s bathroom.
- I think that Man Bun on my birthday should become a regular thing.
- I want more dick. Now.
Last night I sent a pic of my somewhat cute self and wrote: “Ready to get fucked tonight”. This morning he replied.
Today will be spent at the gym and then the spa. #spalife I’ll make a trip for sushi to see #ChefKenji either today or tomorrow…or both.
…and always remember: Ho is life, y’all!
#notesfromaslut #honeytoes #hoislife