Searching…searching…

I clearly need more #peen in my life. This much you all know. I’m currently away from my cozy house and lovely cats for one of my jobs. Ugh. I am not going into that mess here because I am lucky that I have two good, full-time jobs to complain about, right?

So.

As I wait for my food delivery in my hotel room, I was looking through some of the stats for my blog. Of note, very few of the search terms actually show up. Thanks for nothing, Google. For your information, have a gander at the screen shot below.

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I’ll admit that I don’t really understand all the technical stuff about searching for things online, but some of these puzzle me.

  • “why does the slut pay for my meals?” Huh? What the hell is that all about, eh?
  • “daddy fuck nots” I don’t have a clue.
  • “bdsm he wants to kill me” Er…seek help.
  • “slut tits in hot stuff” That one just makes me laugh. I can’t imagine why those words would be strung together, but it amused me.

I thought that I could go somewhere fun with that, but clearly, I did not. I apologize for wasting your time, but I promise that my late-January Man Bun adventures will make up for it. Honest!

Oh, and walking out of my building tonight IN THE DARK on a poorly lit pathway that was covered with ice, three deer approached me. I talked to them and videoed them. It is what I do. They were so cute that I was compelled to Snapchat them. (I work from home 99% of the time, so when I am out in public, I get excited with up-close nature encounters.) When I mentioned it to the security guard, he flipped out and said that I could be banned from the campus. To that I stated, as I handed him my badge, “Oh? Well, here’s my name. Have at it.” I wonder whether he’ll have the balls to follow through with it. I kind of hope he does so that I can go home tomorrow. Also, he can suck my dick and…

lightenupfrancis

…and always remember: Ho is life, y’all!

Sluttily yours,
Honeytoes
#notesfromaslut #honeytoes #hoislife

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