As I write from the fucking cold-as-fuck Poconos, I thought you’d like to know that I have bought some alone time with Man Bun. I am going to Vegas at the end of this month for my birthday. If you’re from FT, you might recall that my birthday last year suuuuuuucked. If you are not from FT, I thought that PG ghosted me after he blocked me from his Instagram page on the day before my birthday. I was devastated and I am making a conscious decision not to relive that. Sure, I could post Flashbacks from that time, but I am not about that life. I am sure it will happen again when he and the gf make things official. Let me live in my ignorance for now, please.
So, yeah. I’ll be seeing Man Bun on my actual birthday. It is January 28th. Send gifts (or cash), please.
…and always remember: Ho is life, y’all!
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