Whore-y New Year!

Happy fucking New Year 2018, bitches. I am not a New Year’s Resolutions kind of a gal, but perhaps I’ll look into acquiring more peen this year. Big peen, obvi. At the top of that big peen list is PG, but as you know, he’s hot and heavy with his girl and once they start living together 24/7, I’m gone. And then what’ll I have? Man Bun and a huge American Express bill for his services. Gah! There must be a better way. Anyhoo…

I was shocked to receive a text from PG wishing me a Happy New Year Monday afternoon. I hadn’t heard from him since I saw him on December 18th. Perhaps I mentioned to him that my resolution is to fuck him as much as possible this year. (Yeah, I’m desperate for his dick. What of it?) He requested pics and I complied with his request. I did express my annoyance that he didn’t reply to my texts on Christmas. I sent photos of my oiled-up ass and wished him a Merry Christm-ass. I’m so clever. (Not.) He replied, “I enjoyed them.” Um. FUCK YOU, PG.

Luckily, my vagina has more control over my brain and I held my tongue – or fingers, I guess, since I was texting. I sent a few more pics later in the day that were more graphic and his reply was: “Your tight butthole looks like it needs some abuse. A good raping.” *sigh* He just gets me.

So…yada yada yada (“No, I mentioned the bisque.”), I was asked to wear a black bra and thong, black boots, hair in a ponytail, black-themed makeup, butt plug inserted, and a short jacket. My bra is a demi cup, incidentally, so even my nipples are exposed. Y’all. It is fucking cold here! This morning the temperature was THREE DEGREES FAHRENHEIT. What the crap? Did I complain and ask to wear, I dunno….pants or maybe a warm coat? No, I did not. This slut picks her battles.

Right. So as soon as I opened his front door, the smell of his Gucci Black smacked me in the face.

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That scent. I just cannot even. Even when I go to Sephora and “accidentally” seek it out, it just makes me feel some sort of way. I may sometimes (always) take home samples and sleep with them in my pillowcase. Don’t you judge me.

I digress.

I walked to his bedroom and he was on the bed watching TV. I said hi and he held up his right hand and waved hello. PG sat up and sat on the edge of the bed. “Come here. Lift up your jacket.” He inspected my front bits. “Turn around. Let me see that ass.” He inspected my rear bits, firmly grabbing my ass. “Okay, take off your jacket.” I passed inspection!

He had mentioned in his texts earlier that tonight would be hard anal. There was no specific mention of the torture my ass would endure tonight – not that it would have deterred me from visiting! I pulled out the pouch with the Magnum condoms (yes, it is necessary for me to say they’re Magnums, god dammit), lube, and the small purple jelly dildo. “Oh, is this all you brought?” He sounded disappointed. “No!” squealed your girl Honeytoes and I produced two more dildos from my bag o’ tricks. One of the dildos was my old friend Sarge.

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I’m not certain that the photo does him justice, but Sarge is girthy. I’ve used him to molest (anally) some of my clients back in my days as a Domme, but only rarely on myself and NEVER in my hiney. Let me remind you that Sarge is the one that PG wanted me to leave with him for him to use on his girl…but then he almost got caught with another girl (he’s a fuckboy, remember?) and he decided it was too risky. Balls.

So, then. PG asked me to get on the bed on my knees and present my ass to him. I obliged and he spread apart my large ass cheeks and pulled my g-string to the side so that he could check out my bejeweled butt plug. Satisfied that I had done as he asked, he kissed my asshole and cheeks and he gave my ass a firm jiggle. He loves to watch my ass jiggle. A lot.

PG got onto the bed and I took his Majestic Peen™ into my hungry mouth for the first time in 2018 (huzzah!) and for the third time in just over 5 weeks. (It is just a blip, but I can appreciate the temporary increased frequency of visits. Also note that today is not a Monday as all of the previous visits since June of last year have been. I don’t really care…I’ll take him any day of the week, but it is just an observation.) Wait, before I took him into my mouth, I spit on the head of his cock to lube him up. (Honeytoes’ extra tip: Saliva, y’all. SALIVA! Use it when you suck a dick – or a twat or ass. You have an unlimited supply. It is free. I personally enjoy making an exaggerated spitting noise when I do it. I have yet to find a man who does not also enjoy the sound effects.)

As I sucked his cock, he told me to grab his balls and pull on them. That was music to my ears and I put my hand around the base of his balls and pulled and twisted them. Remember that CBT (cock and ball torture) is one of my very favorite things. I guess I pulled a little too hard, though, and he admonished me. “Hey! Not so hard. Be a good whore for Daddy.” I eased up on the pulling, but continued to give them some attention as my mouth and tongue worked over his cock. He was in a balls state of mind tonight.

PG detached himself from my mouth and got on his knees, presenting his ass to me. I got on my knees, bent over, and spit hard onto his asshole and I tongued the ever-loving hell out of him. As I did so, I spit on my left hand and reached down to work his cock. With my right hand, I worked his balls – all while tending to his ass. #slutskills #winning #assholesandcunts #clams4life #cuptheballs

Then he told me to get on my knees and present my ass to him once again. I assumed the position and soon felt the cold lube dripping down between my ass cheeks and onto my rosebud. PG fingered my ass briefly and then replaced his finger with the purple jelly dildo. It is not much thicker than a finger, but much longer. It felt divine as he worked it in and out of me. Then he put on a condom (yikes) and slowly pushed himself into my pussy. His goal for the night was to gape me, so he was working up to that. Super. (Oh, when he puts on a condom, I know that it is about to go DOWN. He is a man on a mission when he wears a condom….I can’t explain it, but I know shit will get real when he dons a Magnum.)

I may have mentioned this before, but PG always comments on how gaped he has made me during our encounters. The bigger the better. He always seems pleased and super turned on when he sees the fruit of his efforts.

As his dick and the dildo were moving inside of me, PG said, “My Princess loves getting fucked by two cocks, doesn’t she?” “YYYYYYEEEEESSSSSSS,” was Princess’ reply through gritted teeth. I was doubly stuffed, though I was rather hoping for a little more. PG must have read my perverted mind because he soon pulled out the purple jelly dildo from my ass and replaced it with the larger purple dildo. It took some doing, but he got the medium purple one into my ass and slowly worked me over. PG entered my ass along with the purple dildo. Again with the gaping comments…and his voice…I can tell he is extremely turned on by this, which turns me on. It’s just good times all around, y’all, when there’s some double anal lovin’. #anallove #dp Of course, he praised my perfect pussy and big butt the entire time.

He slowly withdrew his cock from my ass and then pulled out the purple dildo, but as he did it, he told me to try to keep myself open for him. “Keep that gape going for Daddy.” He admired his work and told me that he was impressed with my ass. “Your big white ass is perfection. Hold it open.” I put my hands on my cheeks and proudly held my gape for my Daddy so that he could admire it some more. And then…? Something was poking my nether region quite persistently.

I should have known that it was Sarge trying to get into my ass because IT HURT. Again, it is the sweet pain that I so enjoy, but GOD DAMN. I never took Sarge in my ass before. As he slowly maneuvered Sarge in and out of my hind quarters, I could hear him talking about the growing gape. No, y’all, I don’t get it at all. I’m somewhat horrified by it, but if it makes PG happy, then I’m down for it. Know that he kept checking with me to see if I was okay. I was. Duh.

PG soon had worked Sarge all the way inside of my ass, but he took it slowly, per my reactions. He asked me, “Tell Daddy what you want, Princess. Tell Daddy.” I decided his cock should be inside of my pussy and so it happened. Oh, but Sarge was still in my ass. The sensation was almost too much for me. “Easy, Princess. Relax. Relax.” Oh, that voice. I really should figure out a way to record one of our sessions…anyway…PG pushed deep inside of my pussy and I wondered how it must feel for him with Sarge in my ass…I guess he feels that, right?

PG can tell when I am about to cum and he let me do just that. I guess I have become an #analslut in my time with PG. Sarge in my ass and PG in my pussy is the perfect combination.

It was not over yet, though.

Now it was time for PG to cum. He took Sarge out of my ass and admired my apparently impressive ass gape for a while before replacing him with the small purple jelly dildo. PG then entered my ass. He told me to reach back and work the dildo in and out of my ass. It took some maneuvering, but I managed to hoist my ass up high and get my hand down there. Holy fuck nipples did that feel good! Good? No. Amazing. It was otherworldly, really. He wanted more ball play, but I couldn’t manage that in that position, so we rearranged ourselves to accomplish this.

I got onto my back with my legs thrown far back over my head and he penetrated my pussy deeply as I reached down and played with his balls. Each thrust inside of me was…gah!!! I can’t think of a word. It was really fucking awesome…but just substitute a fancy word, please. I can’t think straight, guys. I could feel his balls tighten up and I knew that he was ready to cum. Y’all. He came so fucking hard…It was the longest orgasm I think I have ever seen from PG! I loved watching his face as he was cumming as I continued to (gently) work his balls. I said a tiny prayer of thanks to the FSM that he wore a condom, lest his jizz drip out of me for a week.

Only two days into 2018 and already my peen obsession is in full effect.

Here’s to a peen-filled 2018, y’all!!!

…and always remember: Ho is life, y’all!

Sluttily yours,
Honeytoes
#notesfromaslut #honeytoes #hoislife

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