We didn’t fuck. His dick went flop.
Fucking hell. Raindrop did not live up to the hype of his peen pics. Maybe it was first-time jitters. Maybe it was that he’s a functional drunk (his words). Your Honeytoes tried every trick in her dick sucking book, but only a partial chub happened. He did eventually put his dick between my asscheeks and cum, so there was that.
And the worst part? PG said he wouldn’t fuck me tomorrow unless I got extensive photos of the proceedings. God. Dammit. I was so fucking horny…actually, I still am. I gotta go rub one out myself now. SONOFABITCH. So this means that PG and I probably won’t get together tomorrow. I am beyond pissed right now that I can’t even write anything more on this.
…and always remember: Ho is life, y’all!
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